Dear Tabby is written by Tabs the Cat, frequently regarded as “the world’s very first plus-size kitty supermodel.” established in mid 2012, it has swiftly become the most commonly syndicated cat guidance column on earth — understood for its fresh, feline point of view on lifestyle, fashion and style problems affecting cats and humans.
Cat contemplates wardrobe living
DEAR TABBY: I recognize that this may be type of an strange question, but I was wondering… Do you believe it may be possible to set up long-term home in a closet?
I ask because I’ve discovered one in the house I’m currently occupying, and I’m enjoying it extremely much. It’s full of piles of comforting clothes, a number of pairs of stinky shoes (my favorite!), and it’s just great and peaceful and dark.
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I feel risk-free in there, and it’s peaceful, unlike my previous residence.
Açıklamama izin ver…
Before I moved into this closet, I shared an house with a household that barely paid any attention to me at all. feeling unfulfilled, I left that circumstance to online off the land in the woods behind the complex.
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For a while, I took pleasure in getting in touch with my wildcat side, but that didn’t last long. I soon discovered that some cats are in shape forever on the road, but it’s just not my style.
So I took up momentary home at a bed and breakfast/cat shelter in the area, sharing a condo with a number of other kitties. I liked the consistent meals and the friendly staff, but I still felt like something was missing, you know?
Before long, the proprietors of the establishment put me in something they called “a permanently home” with a great woman named Denise, with whom I’m living now.
Please comprehend — I’m not complaining. I like Denise. She’s a competent assistant, completely capable of opening cans of gravy and tending to my whims and needs. It’s just that…I don’t understand her extremely well. I’m also shy, and I don’t feel prepared to provide my heart to somebody that I’m not sure will still want me around in a few months.
Tabby, do you believe it’s crazy of me to online in this wardrobe forever? I’m sure that I could discover a method to have my mail forwarded and my meals provided here, in which case I’d never have to leave. Ne düşünüyorsun?
—Hiding in Houston
Enjoying the view
DEAR HIDING: It seems like you’ve dealt with some hard difficulties over the past few months, and I commend your wherewithal.
Before we deal with the wardrobe issue, however, let me very first state that I believe it’s natural to be a bit timid around a new assistant. change like that can be discombobulating, and it’s purr-fectly typical to feel not sure about a new living arrangement. It’s understandable that you’d seek out someplace dark, risk-free and quiet.
But while wardrobes are terrific for respite, there’s still a whole, large world available in the home to explore. believe of all the birds and community cats you could enjoy with the living space windows, or the fun games you could play with Denise.
Imagine exactly how great it could be to kick back with her on the couch. let me tell you — there are few things in this world better than reclining on a couch while your assistant provides you a deep-tissue kitty massage.
I desire you to online in the moment, let go of your past, and leave the wardrobe for a while.
Take the leap! — and online your life to the fullest.
Fashionable or artificial pas?
DEAR TABBY: Is it suitable to wear a black leather harness/collar to an afternoon tea party?
I just recently procured one by McQueen, and I’m extremely ecstatic about using it. I’m just scared that it may be improper for the venue.
—Fashionably Forward-Thinking Feline in Fort Lauderdale
I like strong fashion choices
DEAR FORWARD-THINKING: I believe in using what you want, when you want to wear it, so I state choose it!
With that said…I also believe in putting your finest paw forward. will there be press at the event? If so, you may not want to be understood in the gossip blogs as the cat who used black pleather to a tea party.
First impressions count. I like daring collars as much as the next high-fashion feline, but in this case, not understanding the prospective for media coverage, I’d recommend you to save it for another time. perhaps the next time you and your buddies go clubbing?
Think paws-itively! now you have an reason to go buying for a new outfit. go to my buddy Karl over at Chanel, and tell him I sent you. He’ll treat you right.
Overly affectionate coworker makes work a chore
DEAR TABBY: My coworker, whom I’ll phone call Stan, is an annoyingly affectionate pomeranian. I like the person — he’s great sufficient for a pet dog — but he’s always getting up in my space! He’s continuously trying to hug me and, in the process, slobbers around my fur.Tabby, ben bir Maine Coon’um ve size söyleyeyim, bu ceketin tertemiz çalışmasını sağlar! Pet Köpek Drool ile sunmak zorunda, rutinimin tepesinde günlük bakım, görevimi çok daha zor hale getiriyor.
Stan’ı yabancılaştırmak istemiyorum – gerçekten harika – ama ben sadece onların etkilerini sürekli olarak yıpranmış. Ne yapmalıyım?
– San Francisco’da
Kolum ofis politika
Sevgili mücadele: Tamam, bu yüzden işte anlaşma: İş istasyonu alanını bir köpekle paylaştığınız zaman, ofis siyasetine ait olduğunda tamamen farklı bir kural kitabı hakkında konuşuyorsunuz. Stan ile sıkışıp kaldığı için şanslı olduğunu düşünün, çünkü işbirliği yapmak için kesinlikle düşen Brusque köpek ile çalışmak zorunda olan birçok yavru kedi anlıyorum. Çok daha kötü olabilirsin.
Siz ve Stan’ın geldiğinden beri, ona oturmanız gerektiğine inanıyorum (uykulu olduğunda onu yakaladım) ve davanızı sunar.
Henüz düşünceli olmak. Şirketinde zevk aldığınızı ve onunla çalışmak gibi, ama dürüst olun. Sabit sarılma süresinin tam olarak tımar iş yükünüze nasıl katkıda bulunduğunu tam olarak söyle. O muhtemelen farkında değil.
Ve eğer işe yaramazsa, şakacı burun üzerinde onu swat. İpucu alacak. Sonuçta.
İnanılmaz özçekiler için hile
Sevgili Tabby: Tam olarak böyle inanılmaz özleri nasıl kullanıyorsunuz? Neye yanlış yaptığımdan emin değilim, ama benimki her zaman biraz kapalı görünüyor.
– Cambridge’de
Çalışmak!
Sevgili Meraklı: Benim açılarımla çalışıyorum ve en güzel ışığı keşfetmeye çalışıyorum. Ve, doğru bir şekilde, gerçek püf noktası, benim için onları almak için asistanımı eğittim.
Gelişmiş eğitim tekniğim Paws-Istif Takviyesidir. Ne zaman ben büyük bir selfie alırsa, onu sarılmalarla ve snuggles ile ödüllendiririm.
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